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Fic: Unrequired Love (LoM, Drabble)

Posted on 2008.04.17 at 20:20
Current Mood: bitchybitchy
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In which Sam has feelings for Gene, and the author attempts to adopt the characterisation abilities of someone who has picked up a few snippets about Life on Mars without ever seeing an episode.

“We need to talk, Guv,” Sam sighed. “Or may I call you Gene?”

“No, you bloody well cannot,” Gene growled. “Only my best friends call me that, and you ain’t one of them.”

“But Gene – Guv – I must tell you how I feel!” Sam gasped as his boss grabbed him, swinging him round to crash into the filing cabinet.

“D’you think I don’t bloody know?” Gene breathed menacingly. “I’ll tell you this, Gladys. Whatever feelings you think you have, they are unrequired. Got it?”

“I think you mean unrequited,” Sam said pickily.

“I know what I mean,” Gene responded firmly.

Comments:


duckyone
duckyone at 2008-04-17 19:31 (UTC) (Link)
You are a Goddess and I grovel at your feet.

I'm going to go collapse in hysterics now. TTFN
I, being poor, have only my dreams.
bistokids at 2008-04-17 20:01 (UTC) (Link)
Hee - venting spleen can be fun! XD

Strike while the irony is hot
draycevixen at 2008-04-17 19:53 (UTC) (Link)

*dies laughing*

Here take them ALL! ♥

BTW: My lovely friend Blythe, responded to my noting "unrequired love" with this line of dialogue:

"You love me?" Really? Is that NECESSARY?"

Oh... and you failed BK! That last exchange IS TOTALLY in character! :D
I, being poor, have only my dreams.
bistokids at 2008-04-17 20:03 (UTC) (Link)
"You love me?" Really? Is that NECESSARY?"

Hahahahaa exactly! XD

you failed BK! That last exchange IS TOTALLY in character

*sigh* Damn, I think I'm just too familiar with the canon. It can be a disadvantage.

Strike while the irony is hot
draycevixen at 2008-04-17 20:09 (UTC) (Link)
You should see the little Bodie/Doyle seen that Probodie responded with! :D We were chatting about this at her journal earlier...

Oh and you may see a few extra people show up. I'm pimpin' this at my locked post... :D

Edited at 2008-04-17 20:20 (UTC)
I, being poor, have only my dreams.
bistokids at 2008-04-17 20:28 (UTC) (Link)
Ooh I'm going to go over and check out Probodie's views right now! *rubs hands*

Of all the things to pimp! Er..thanks? :D
Strike while the irony is hot
draycevixen at 2008-04-17 20:32 (UTC) (Link)
Of all the things to pimp!

Well it's delightful, the lovelies need stress relief, and I was pimpin' the LoM/Pros crossover stories at the Com this morning so... :D
Cooper West
mikes_grrl at 2008-04-17 20:20 (UTC) (Link)
Much awesomeness! This is fabulous, really. ♥


I, being poor, have only my dreams.
bistokids at 2008-04-17 20:36 (UTC) (Link)
Hee - thankies! Grumping can take many forms, it seems. This one's entirely draycevixen's fault, though. (I know, hard to believe!)
Mrs Tufty
fawsley at 2008-04-17 20:28 (UTC) (Link)
Unrequired.
Like freeloaders.
Unlike your brilliance.
*loves you gravily*
I, being poor, have only my dreams.
bistokids at 2008-04-17 20:38 (UTC) (Link)
Your comment wins! XD (Do you see my subtle point, though? About how eejit behaviour does not have to stand in the way of fic creation? Cunning, isn't it? ;D )
don't mess with the Pie Ho, oh no!
jantalaimon at 2008-04-17 20:48 (UTC) (Link)
Quick! Now write a fic about Gene and Sam's Great Love Gravy! ;)
I, being poor, have only my dreams.
bistokids at 2008-04-17 21:01 (UTC) (Link)
IIRC that's more your line! (turkey baster, anyone? ;) )
don't mess with the Pie Ho, oh no!
jantalaimon at 2008-04-17 21:11 (UTC) (Link)
Hey, I'm not the one with gravy granules in my name! ;)

don't mess with the Pie Ho, oh no!
jantalaimon at 2008-04-17 20:33 (UTC) (Link)
Oh my god. Oh my god.

This was exactly what I needed to read. EXACTLY.

I adore you so, so much. *tosses rose petals at your feet*

I, being poor, have only my dreams.
bistokids at 2008-04-17 20:58 (UTC) (Link)
*drags eyes away from your icon*

Ah, catharsis. It's a wonderful thing. I'm really pleased this hit the right note! :DD
don't mess with the Pie Ho, oh no!
jantalaimon at 2008-04-17 21:14 (UTC) (Link)
Isn't it unbelievably gorgeous? draycevixen found it after I was wondering why it was I didn't have one from that video; it was made by frelling_tralk. Because seriously, good lord. It's easily near the top of my list of hottest things ever, and it's the untucked, dishevelled shirt that does it.

And just look what happens when you've got two of them in close proximity to one another. It's like magic, it is!

*hands you a tissue to sop up the drool*
I, being poor, have only my dreams.
bistokids at 2008-04-17 21:44 (UTC) (Link)
Oh bloody hell. I've just spent the last few minutes scrolling up and down to see if the two icons have synchronised.

My brain has now exploded from the pretty. Which, to be fair, is the mode of death I would have chosen.
don't mess with the Pie Ho, oh no!
jantalaimon at 2008-04-17 22:01 (UTC) (Link)
Here, have a third. Hope your brain doesn't leak out your ears. ;)

It's like they're dancing just for you. Drayce and I had a thread the other day where we had five of them lined up in a row. I'm surprised either of us survived.

What a lovely way to die, eh? XD
Hambel
hambelandjemima at 2008-04-18 05:25 (UTC) (Link)
Hey, I saw that.

I couldn't let you know I was there, because only my eyes would move, up and down...
vic
saintvic at 2008-04-17 20:45 (UTC) (Link)
*grins*

You are a genius my dear.

*grins again*
I, being poor, have only my dreams.
bistokids at 2008-04-17 21:03 (UTC) (Link)
*curtseys* You're too kind!

Thanks! :D
Loz
lozenger8 at 2008-04-18 02:22 (UTC) (Link)
HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh, man. I am dying here.
I, being poor, have only my dreams.
bistokids at 2008-04-18 08:38 (UTC) (Link)
*VEG*

Hee - couldn't resist!
Callisto
callistosh65 at 2008-04-18 03:09 (UTC) (Link)
Well that is just the PERFECT riposte! Wish you would go post this in the comments, but that's just too wicked, right??
I, being poor, have only my dreams.
bistokids at 2008-04-18 08:40 (UTC) (Link)
If I thought for a second it'd do any good, I might do it. (Or I might not - I wasn't lying about the cowardice!)

Sadly, I think it would sail right over her head.

Better class of people here, though! :D Thanks.
Hambel
hambelandjemima at 2008-04-18 05:28 (UTC) (Link)
Oh, BK, now I'm trying to think of something that's going to get up your nose so you can write me a hilarious OOC ficlet.

I'm too busy laughing to come up with anything though :D
I, being poor, have only my dreams.
bistokids at 2008-04-18 08:43 (UTC) (Link)
Wouldn't work. When I get pissed off I tend to back off. Very very occasionally I rant.

It was only because of draycevixen's wonderful comment: It is tough to write a story about "UNREQUIRED" love!

As soon as I saw that, I felt very strongly that the world needed such fic! :D
Sytaxia
sytaxia at 2008-04-20 21:03 (UTC) (Link)
Can I just say that I love you for doing this? Honestly, that is the absolute best reaction that anyone could have had to the post, and it's just hilarious - had me laughing out loud!
I, being poor, have only my dreams.
bistokids at 2008-04-22 18:58 (UTC) (Link)
Thank you! :D

the absolute best reaction that anyone could have had to the post
You're so right, though. I spent half the day getting all angsty and indignant about the original post, then I did this and all the angst just melted away! Creative channeling is by far the best way.
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