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I'd have his money...

Posted on 2010.07.13 at 20:10
With thanks to constance_b:


I write like
Stephen King

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!




(Incidentally, the text I analysed was the tonsil!fic! *glee*

Comments:


chamekke
chamekke at 2010-07-14 00:25 (UTC) (Link)
Well, your tonsil!fic did indeed rock. You should totally get a share of Stephen's millions.

*rushes off to look at new toy*

Huh. Allegedly (depending on the fic), I write in the style of Stephen King, James Joyce, or Margaret Atwood. Really? Peggy Atwood FTW! *does Canadian-content dance of happiness*
I, being poor, have only my dreams.
bistokids at 2010-07-14 15:05 (UTC) (Link)
It's a completely meaningless exercise, obviously. But lots of fun, nevertheless! :D
chamekke
chamekke at 2010-07-14 15:47 (UTC) (Link)
*agrees* It's definitely a vanity app, and a very transparent one at that. My fics contain nothing Kingly, Joycean or Atwoody, unless you count words like "and" or "the", and the occasional ability to give the subject a predicate.

Still happy it didn't say I write like Dan Brown, though :-)
constance_b
constance_b at 2010-07-14 11:02 (UTC) (Link)
Could you please direct me to the Stephen King book with the hot gay squirrel costume porn, please?
I, being poor, have only my dreams.
bistokids at 2010-07-14 15:03 (UTC) (Link)
Don't be silly. Stephen King doesn't write squirrel!porn.

Dan Brown writes squirrel!porn, apparently.

(Hee!)
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